We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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