i think i have herpe
just one?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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