He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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