i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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