she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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