That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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