Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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