is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
