This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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