You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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