It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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