I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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