He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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