On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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