I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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