You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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