i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
