Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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