I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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