i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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