you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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