I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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