he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize