Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
