Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Randomize
