Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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