I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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