Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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