All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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