She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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