I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
