I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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