We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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