Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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