I'm gonna have a badass scar
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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