We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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