i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
they need to just BURY HIM!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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