first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
