He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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