So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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