addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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