Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Damn victory sex feels great
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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