11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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