Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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