is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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