He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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