I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She told me I should be a condom model.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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