Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Randomize
