Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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