wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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