i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
