honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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